I HATE PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL

Okay, enough is enough. Why is it snowing April 15? What is everyone trying to do? Taxes are do so the whole world is stressed out to the max. BYU is in the middle of finals. Hmm...maybe it should snow to make everyone relax...how about not. It snowed three inches in two hours. I went to target to get some glasses for a party I am having tonight. I was gone for fifteen minutes and I had so much snow on my car I had to use my snow scraper to get it off and sit for five minutes before I could see out my windows with my air on full blast hot hot hot...I started sweating... Then, it took me thirty minutes to get home. You would think that people know how to drive in snow, but I personally think people make even worse decisions when their vision is impared. Why do you think you can swerve from the far right to the far left because you missed a turn? Um...we can't slam on our brakes! And what is this rule about how in traffic, you don't walk behind a car? I almost killed a guy because I was turning and he was walking behind a Suburban... I could not see him with the snow and tinted windows. Then to top it off...he flips me off and starts cussing up a storm. Not only do people here not understand traffic rules of patience and curtesy, pedestrians do not know their rules either (talk about devotional hour...but that is for another time). As I parked my car in the closest BYU parking lot (which is five minutes away from the nearest building at a sprint and includes at least fourty stairs) a girl started screaming at me - she litteraly rolled down her window and said you took my spot you b******. Why in the world was she yelling? there were at least fifteen spots around I could count. Big deal...sorry I didn't see you backing up to take this spot... As I walked down those annoying stairs by the Bell Tower, the clock started BLARING the annoying come-come-ye-saints-out-of-tune-overtones...which of course made me feel like Frollo in the hunchback of Notre Dame because I was deafened by the sound. Then to make it worse, a girl was walking up the wrong side of the staircase with this massive umbrella that could have protected an entire family of 4 and their grandmother trailing behind with a walker. Why was she caring such a massive umbrella? Even Rhianna would have been jealuos of this ella ella ella...She was wearing an ugly all pink velour jogging suit...please! so she gave me a look like uh...get out of my way. Well there was nothing to do because there were four people behind me holding hands with their significant other talking and laughing and being gay in the not typical happy conditions. So she was stubborn and wouldn't walk down the stairs so I hopped to the opposite side of the stairs making me slip and almost face plant it. Then the umbrella hit me in the face as she walked merrily on her way to a camel toe convention. As I finally made it to campus and was walking past the museum of art, another too cheerfully blissed couple was not paying attention and forced me off the side walk into a foot deep hole... because I had been out before it started snowing, I was wearing vans...needless to say they got drenched as did my socks so I am sitting here in the PIVA with my shoes off hoping David Day doesn't come in and chase me with a knife as he did in my dream...

Nevertheless I am having a party tonight. At least I can look forward to something.